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Where I lay my head in Penang

Thanks to my Dora the Explorer skills and the map I printed out at the last minute I managed to find my hostel with no problem.  I walked there with this british chick who was on my bus from the airport and was headed in the same direction to her hotel.  She was reaching the end of 10 months of travel through Indonesia and Malaysia and was apparently celebrating by toking on the joint she lit while we were walking.  Continue reading

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Wild Kingdom

My few days in Chalong have been quite interesting and a little bit boring to be honest.  I’ve been beat up by a toddler, a 3 foot grown man, and I wake up every day at 3am to the loud screaming crowing of the tribe of roosters that live outside my door.  But I don’t think any of that tops the night I had on Friday. Continue reading

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Locked up…they won’t let me out

The flight in to Phuket was a cross between a foreign porno and a xanax. I sat next to a young japanese couple who damn near made a baby during the one hour flight.  Just imagine a lot of panting, skin sucking, and giggling for 60 loooooong minutes 😐  I’m quite sure I threw up in my mouth at least 3 times during the flight.
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